Excerpt
from Home Place and the Crass Menagerie:
Schmode Toad’s
Ethical Code
Whatever action is right
and true
is not the thing Schmode Toad will do.
Toad measures the rightness of any deed
by whether the action appeases his
greed.
If the action crosses an ethical line
but benefits Toad, he’ll say it’s just fine.
Toad’s
the first to condemn for illegal action
he’ll scream to the world any other’s infraction.
If
you point out that Toad is a hypocrite
his mean-minded vengeance will never quit.
Excerpt from Home
Country and the Crass Menagerie
“Michael M.
Toad made himself necessary to as many Specials as possible. He was such a revolting little creature he
knew that on his own he could never gain and maintain Special status. He came up with a way to wield power
and control the very public he detested for not recognizing his value in spite of his looks.”
Michael M. Toad’s
diabolical recipe for success:
Take 1 hot button public concern, add 1 grain of truth, several measures
of spin, call the mixture a ‘Documentary’ and like magic--fiction becomes fact.
